Meet Franko he lives near my house :)
Cuddle weather? Fuck that. It’s hickey season. You can hide anything behind a large scarf.
Your silence is utterly provocative, but you’ll have to earn your keep, Clown.
putting stuff on your blog that you enjoy is 10000% better than trying to stick to one category
What in the hell.
The most valuable chart…
yes thanks for colouring it I had a hard time reading that
// I’m going to reblog this to help all RPers when it comes to descriptions
// Even if you’re a great RPer you still need this.
// To describe
// the things
Doing the tumblr graveyard shift, keeping a low profile
why do guys send dick pics like…
literally all i want is to fall asleep on someone
i’m very tired and i want to lay my head on someone’s stomach and have them run their fingers through my hair and sleep
I’ll Make A Man Out Of You | Mulan.
You must be swift as a coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon. With all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
*hears first .003 seconds of this song* *kicks down door* LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
Ladies real talk
Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.